Transcript of Johnny's Speech from the People's Choice.
He is speaking from inside an apparent Gypsy wagon that is being shaken. He is wearing black half-gloves, his grundgy boots, the same grey suit and teal shirt he wore on Oprah, and a black hat."Hey, listen, (looong pause), I thank you all very very much. I'm so sorry I couldn't be there, it's a great honor...
I'm actually on a mad trek through the Carpathian mountains searthing for Vlad the Impaler. I'm hoping to hook up with Christopher Lee who's doing a duet with Rammstein. Aas you probably know, there's rabid dogs, wolves, you know, all kinds of squeaky things, wierd stuff.But as I said, it's a great honor. First, I want to be able to say thank you very very much to the people, it really feels good to say that because you, infact are our employer , you are our boss. So thank you very very much for this great honor. I hope someday to make you all a cup of coffee. All right thanks."











































