Filk Songs
Filk Songs
From Ashley
Twinkle, Twinkle Captain Jack(to be sung with the melody Twinkle, Twinkle little star)Twinkle, Twinkle Captain Jack
Give Will Turner a bit of slackHe’s pretty good with his sword
By teenage girls he is adoredTwinkle, Twinkle Captain Jack
Give Will Turner a bit of slack
From Roxanne and her Best Friend
On the first day of Deppmus, my best friend gave to me A Sam with his pal, Benny.
On the second day of Deppmus, my best friend gave to me Two Scissorhands, and A Sam with his pal, Benny.
On the third day of Deppmus, my best friend gave to me Three George Jungs, Two Scissorhands, and A Sam with his pal, Benny.
On the fourth day of Deppmus, my best friend gave to me Four Johnny Posters, Three George Jungs, Two Scissorhands, and A Sam with his pal, Benny.
On the fifth day of Deppmus, my best friend gave to me FIVE PIRATE RINGS, Four Johnny Posters, Three George Jungs, Two Scissorhands, and a Sam with his pal, Benny.
On the sixth day of Deppmus, my best friend gave to me Six Gilbert Grapes, FIVE PIRATE RINGS, Four Johnny Posters, Three George Jungs, Two Scissorhands, and a Sam with his pal, Benny.
On the seventh day of Deppmus, my best friend gave to me Seven Sexy Morty's, Six Gilbert Grapes, FIVE PIRATE RINGS, Four Johnny Posters, Three George Jungs, Two Scissorhands, and a Sam with his pal, Benny.
On the eight day of Deppmus, my best friend gave to me Eight Headless Horsemen, Seven Sexy Morty's, Six Gilbert Grapes, FIVE PIRATE RINGS, Four Johnny Posters, Three George Jungs, Two Scissorhands, and a Sam with his pal, Benny.
On the ninth day of Deppmus, my best friend gave to me Nine Wonka Bars, Eight Headless Horsemen, Seven Sexy Morty's, Six Gilbert Grapes, FIVE PIRATE RINGS, Four Johnny Posters, Three George Jungs, Two Scissorhands, and a Sam with his pal, Benny.
On the tenth day of Deppmus, my best friend gave to me Ten Nightmares, Nine Wonka Bars, Eight Headless Horsemen, Seven Sexy Morty's, Six Gilbert Grapes, FIVE PIRATE RINGS, Four Johnny Posters, Three George Jungs, Two Scissorhands, and a Sam with his pal, Benny.
On the eleventh day of Deppmus, my best friend gave to me Eleven Leather Jackets, Ten Nightmares, Nine Wonka Bars, Eight Headless Horsemen, Seven Sexy Morty's, Six Gilbert Grapes, FIVE PIRATE RINGS, Four Johnny Posters, Three George Jungs, Two Scissorhands, and a Sam with his pal, Benny.
On the twelveth day of Deppmus, my best friend gave to me Twelve Masked Marvels, Eleven Leather Jackets, Ten Nightmares, Nine Wonka Bars, Eight Headless Horsemen, Seven Sexy Morty's, Six Gilbert Grapes, FIVE PIRATE RINGS, Four Johnny Posters, Three George Jungs, Two Scissorhands, and a Sam with his pal, Benny.From mander depp
Oh Jack Sparrow (sung to the tune of 'Oh Susanna')
There was a pirate, who has a ship
his name was Jack Sparrow
his ship was the black pearl, when he lost it
he just screamed out no.**Oh Jack Sparrow, why dont you save you ship? For you come from the Caribbean with a pistol at your hip!**
They marooned you on an island, and
they took your ship away,
you only had a bunch of rum
to keep you company.**Oh Jack Sparrow, what choice do you have now? You'll have to find a way to escape, you'll just have to figure out how!**
When you finaly thought, to build a raft
of turtles and you hair,
you floated away, and found your ship
and then war started there.**Oh Jack Sparrow, the sword fighting was tough! When you finally beat thode losers you yelled alright that's enough!**
When you finally got, your ship back you
taught your crew a cool song,
you sang 'drink up me hearties yoho!'
lets all drink lots of rum!**Oh Jack Sparrow, you're captain once again! Long live the Black Pearl, and Jack Sparrow, the very best of men!**
